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I Wish I Had That $500 Back

What would you do if somebody dropped $500 in your lap and made you spend the money?

Most of us would head to the wine shop (or online) and spend the money on some vinous goodness.

Today, I am wishing I had my money back.

Earlier this Summer I signed up for the Court of Master Sommelier Introductory Course & Exam held in Indianapolis, IN today and tomorrow.

The cost—just $500 dollars and two days off work.  It seemed doable at the time.

However, as I got closer to the time, with an out of town trip scheduled at the end of this week (and the promise of a 1994 Duckhorn Cabernet) to visit friends, work obligations seemed too pressing to break away.

A couple of things I hate about this circumstance:

• I hate the notion that I deem my work more important than my personal life
• I hate the fact that I completely just kissed $500 away for a non-refundable class
• I hate the fact that I won’t be able to nail the certification and give myself a credential

But, mostly, I hate losing $500 bucks that I will never see again.

Instead, I wish I would have called an audible a couple of weeks back, received at least a partial refund and then spent that money on some wine.

The class syllabus would have had me going through a good foundation of wine basics (and, frankly, a lot of stuff that my California-centric knowledge base could use):

• Viticulture
• AOC rules
• Bordeaux
• Loire Valley
• Alsace
• Rhone Valley
• Burgundy
• Languedoc-Roussillon
• Southwest France
• Champagne (including sparkling wine production techniques)
• Spain
• Portugal
• Italy
• Germany

… and every other major wine producing area in the world.

Alas, I am left with my Oxford Companion to Wine as my solace, my wallet a touch emptier.

Don’t tell my wife (who in holding up her matrimonial duties is mildly annoyed that I have wasted $500), but I think I’m going to go buy a ½ case of vino from Alsace, Austria, the Rhone Valley and Italy (Piedmont) as the salve to my wallet hurt – I have a California knowledge base, and what could be more American than spending money as a reward for losing money?  I think a sage calls this, “throwing good money after bad.”

I pose the question to you – if you have been given $500 bucks for wine, from what area would you buy?

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On 09/08, braingirl wrote:

Jeff, not to make you feel worse, but aside from the lightening fast review of what we’re already supposed to have learned (Julyan’s book), today, they spent a good deal of time teaching us how to objectively blind taste. Of the 12 we tried, I don’t think I got any right. Judging color, clarity, concentration, body, intensity, alcohol content, tannins, acids and more—then making an educated guess about grape, climate, country, region, and then finally year and quality—it was enough to make even the best second guess themselves. I think the hardest part is trying to quantify what most of think of in subjectives. Challenging—and still amazing.

On 09/09, Dale Cruse wrote:

I would either go do something fun like an upcoming wine auction or spend it on ‘05 Bordeaux.

On 09/09, Jeff Hogg wrote:

I would spend it all on the Rhone Valley. I will gladly share my hypothetical wine splurge with any and all!

On 09/09, 1WineDude wrote:

Wait a sec… I don’t understand… you’re not going to spend this all on Rockaway???

wink

How about NZ?

On 09/11, (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) wrote:

Jeff, it’s all good and you should be writing it off as an expense anyways. No worries…you’ll get ‘em next time. You were missed.

Although the coordination was daunting, the whole event was wonderful and the attending Masters were extremely happy and blown away by the dinners arranged for them here in Indy.

Eli at H20 kicked us off with some of the most fresh sea urchin I’ve tasted (followed by some 12 or so courses of hedonism - from oyster shooters to pigs head, mucho sushi, then their world famous cookies and a sampling of 9 ice creams and sorbets to die for). L’Explorateur blew us away with their hamachi and foie gras, among other things, and then Greg Hardesty took care of us with an insane spread of yummies and prepared arguably the best lamb I’ve ever had in my life; if I recall, one of the Masters told Greg “I love you.” We also had dinner at Oceanaire, where Ryan, Roddi, and the ocean team took remarkable care of us, cooking up a koma of tuna that we talked about for the following two days (still salivating), as well as four other courses of perfection. Finally, on the last day, after the dust settled and certificates were passed out, we jumped in a limo with a lot of bubbles and some antipasta and headed south to Restaurant Tallent where Dave and Krissi blew us out of the water….pure insanity; during a couple of the courses I was actually told to “shut up” mid sentence so the Masters could concentrate on the flavor. I probably ate the coolest dessert of my life that night and a couple of the Masters mentioned they experienced some of the “best courses of their life!” Not bad from people who travel the world and eat in the best restaurants on the planet!

Outside of the more obvious benefits of hosting the exam, it gave Indy a chance to shine and I feel priviledged to have been a part of that, though the real credit goes to all the wonderful chefs and talent that we are lucky to have here in Indy. I only regret the fact that the Masters were in town Saturday through Wednesday morning and there are only so many independents open on Sunday and Monday for entertaining. Perhaps next year, we’ll make it for days during the week, so we can get showcase some other awesome locals like Oakley’s, Elements, etc., etc.

Considering the success of the Intro Somm exam, we’re already scheduled for another test next year. Indiana has proven to be an appropriate hub in relative proximity to a number of other cities and I can only hope this year’s success will result in ongoing activity with the Court in Indy and I plan on coordinating the second level “Certified” exam here soon.

Thanks again Chefs and Indy talent!

On 09/12, (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) wrote:

$500?

Loire, Burgundy, Germany, Piedmont.  Just moved from Chicago and sadly Indiana’s Loire selection is far from adequate.  (No Louis/Dressner.)

On 09/12, Genevelyn wrote:

Please do not sweat this course.  The pass rate for the first level is high. It is the level two exam that should give you night sweats.  And, the MS that teaches the intro class will most likely give you “pregos”, or hints, as to the areas you need to study in the prep class the day before the test.

On 09/13, Web Design Los Angeles wrote:

Hope that you get 500$ back

i must say you have very well presented the story

Thanks for sharing

On 09/21, Bill from Wine For Newbies wrote:

I feel your pain. I was set to take the Certified Wine Educator exam last year and things got away from me—not enough time to study (there was a boatload of stuff beyond my already decent knowledgebase) and work commitments. A couple-three hundred bucks down the drain.

If I had that money, I think I’d buy a bunch of the steals and deals offered by Bounty Hunter Wine. I need more weekday wines in my cellar, and BHW is a great resource.

Either that or I’d buy several bottles of Laura Aschero Pigato from the Italian Riviera.

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